Women. A Chemical Analysis and more. My version

What: Women

Inventor: God (some of you may not concur, deal with it.)
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 120lbs. But most are in between 80lbs & 300lbs.

Occurences: Crazy ones usually come around at night. Some are found hidden on sketchy streets. oh and Internet. Good ones are in the kitchen

Favorite candy: As long as it contains chocolate and/or nuts.
Option:if it comes at a pricey cost, you're good.

Physical Skills: Cook, Clean, Serve.

Mental Skills: Friendzone, Heartbreak, Apply depression, Golddiggin. Delete/Remove Benefits. Hardtoget.





Properties.
1. Face usually covered in 'chalk and charcoal'.
   -Rare natural ones dont need such said things.
2. Randomly overheats at nothing. Freezes for no reason
3. Melts if given an amazing treatment. Even better if the treatment was pricey
4. Becomes a different person if used incorrectly.
5. Some are known to keep their V-cards, Some are known to stealing somebody's V-card and lastly, Some are known to just stealing a man's Visa card
6. Natural great debaters. Will make you look like it's your fault even if it really wasn't

MORE PROPERTIES
1. Has big obsession for jewelry.
2. Will naturally absorb any expensive substances
3. Explodes automatically 2-5 days consecutively during the month. Caution: Try to stay away from them when they're in this state. Very dangerous.
4. If treated with alcohol, Their level of liveliness increases.
5. Will break your bank in less than 1month.

COMMON USES:
1. Good for decorations, usually in cars and music videos. Most in magazines.
2. Most are good for 1 use only, Some are better for more than 1 use if kept and treated correctly.
3. One of the best natural cleaning agent known to man.

HAZARDS:
1. Being too nice to this specie will result her to using "Friendzone" skill

2. Being too harsh will result in her using "Heartbreak" skill.
After friendzone and heartbreak is applied on you. "Apply depression" skill will assist.

3. Being too rich will result her in using "Golddig" skill.
Caution: If you suddenly become broke..  Expect "Delete/Remove Benefits" skill cast upon you.
4. Even though this specie find you interesting and attractive. Still expect a "Hardtoget" skill cast upon you. Tip: You must not give up.

Tips:
1. Must be careful if you have little experienced in
handling these species. They have the ability to destroy and get you scarred for life.
2. Cannot own more than one. Unless you're paying both of 'em. But possible to own more than one if kept in different locations and usually works if both specimen do not know each other. If failed, expect "Delete/Remove Benefits" skill cast upon you as well.

GOODLUCK!

3. If successful and handled with care..

 

Kudos to you.