Saturday, October 16, 2010

In Reality... this is what happened.

WELL, I have come to a lot of realizations that some stories told to us when we were kids we're not entirely true or were cover up by some false story told by our parents, scientists, and/or government.


Santa Claus. 
-When you were still young you probably believed that Santa Claus was real and have always wanted to see him in person... then you became teenager and your hopes of seeing him fades quickly as you then realize that it's all just a conspiracy. Then, you grow up, get married, and have kids and you suddenly find yourself in the position of being Santa Claus and then making your kids believe that he is real. [rude.]
Finally, you grow very old, become short, and fat.
CONGRATULATIONS, You now look like Santa Claus.



Dinosaurs. The Real Reason.
fml.
-You still probably think that the dinosaurs main reason of extinction was done by volcano eruptions, meteor showers, tsunamis, lack of food, and other great natural occurring disasters done by the Earth itself. Well folks, I am about to tell you that i think what had really happened was Barney just came along and the dinosaurs gave up on reproducing and eventually killed themselves.





Jack from Titanic
-Did he really die? There was so much extra space on that door Rose was holding to, She could've most likely saved him.Oh well. After 13years, what really happened was Jack luckily survived and got washed up on the beach in the movie Inception.








Unicorns. Yes they do exist.   



-Unfortunately, they're not as majestic as what they used to be. They've become old, gray and fat. But still strong! if that counts. They also got renamed and are now known as Rhinoceros.
Ketchup?lollwtf
-It's called vegetable if it has no seed and It's called fruit if it has seed..right?

So that makes tomato a fruit. Hence, Making ketchup really a smoothie.

haha dont hate that was lame

What goes around, comes back around.
-Let's talk about babies and old people. You would think they'd have a lot of differences but secretly, they're mostly alike. 
Think about it.
Babies need walkers and old people need wheelchair.
They both wear diapers.
Babies have cribs and Old people have retirement homes.
They both speak in a gibberish way.
Babies have babysitters and Old people have nurses.
They eat mostly of mushy food.

and the only difference is probably how babies are hard to make them fall sleep while Old people just sleep all the time.


amiright?!


p.s. sorry for the lack of posts recently. 

60 comments:

PEKLEVSKI said...

I love it :D

Bob lehcror said...

Lol'd hard at the unicorn
Cool posting dude keep it up!

razortek said...

lol @ santaclaus xD

JillDine said...

i lol'd

when you put it this way...i agree whole heartedly. except for the barney thing.

grizz said...

noooo, you destroyed everything for me

BunnySMG said...

Holy shit! Ketchup IS a smoothie.

Frank said...

Dude, seriously, this all makes sense to me... I think you are doing some big discoveries here !!

Nie Mand said...

Somehow, I had to love about Leo :D

TechnoMac said...

the unicorn thing was hilarious

Muhunty said...

lool this is superb post i like it verry much

Sebastian said...

I can't believe this random stuff is so entertaining.

A guy w/ gun said...

mind = blown
Life will never be the same..

Quinn Electronics said...

funny stuff

tigey said...

Hehehe nice unicorn story :))

Fuuuuuuuu said...

yeah you're right

Oh oh! Banana! said...

Is it weird I never believed in Santa? Good post, buddy.

Luigibomb said...

Nice pictures. the last one made me laugh

Come At Me Bro said...

Love it!

vibe said...

supporting.

Chris said...

That last picture is creepy as fuck dude!

Donkote said...

THIS IS ALL TOO MIND BLOWING FOR ME TO HANDLE

richie said...

haha, great post!!
you're right about the ketchup, although a wise man once said:
"knowledge is knowing tomato is fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

AimlessTendencies said...

What goes around comes around is a funny observation. n_n

Daytona Jones said...

u r rite

The Square Circle said...

i have been enlightened... and now I fear for my sanity.

ModerneFusion said...

LOL at the unicorn LOLOL

arnyke said...

looks great!;)

brendan said...

so i guess it is true we all have a little santa in us

TechnoMac said...

ohh i wonder when you will do your next post!

Blogster said...

lol awesome, keep it up

Crunky said...

you forgot jesus

fat daddy said...

holy shit. I look like santa and eat smoothies on my hamburgers!

Delfin said...

that last picture got me ahaha.

amidoinitrite? said...

interesting, I like this... keep up the good work

tortacular said...

unicorns really do exist -_-

R E D x A C 3 said...

Ewww ketchup smoothie >.<

NekoArc said...

I got a good laugh from that. Nice to see you blogging again~

Swift Love said...

now that's interesting

Pandor42 said...

Very interesting examples. What happened to the dragons though?

RonNiebOy said...

rofl...the ketchup thing got me...showin love

Lil' Rocker Flower said...

Unicorns??!11 Ñooooooooo!

Hip-Hop Hikikomori said...

I'm well on my way to becoming Santa.

Kartoffeln said...

The explanation for dinosaur's extinction sounds much more reasonable!

zG Chris said...

Dino Saur!

Per S said...

lol. :DDDDDD good post

lulz for me said...

Great post! I support you!

Quinn Electronics said...

that made my day to find out that unicorns exist. thanks :)

StarWarsMadness said...

i love unicorns.they are so beautiful

Guy Incognito said...

Your post made me laugh :D
especially liked the Unicorn - Rhinozers comparison :D

Muhunty said...

very interesting man i like it

2Beer1Sip said...

LOLOLOOLOLOOLOL UNICORN IS BEST ONE

Habadasher99 said...

This was awesome.

Come At Me Bro said...

This is sweet!

samlar said...

haha never thought about the inception thing :P

wishbear said...

Oh god, LOL. Your entry made me laugh. Nice blog, man.

tarantism said...

lol i like your insight

BLUERAD said...

I agree with your analogy, when I'm old I want a super robot suit so i'm not handicapped so much

LD said...

i never really looked at ketchup like that, nor will i ever look at it the same :|

KTOTHES said...

Jack!!! WE NEED TO GO DEEPER DUM DUM DUMMMM

INCEPTION. :D

Random said...

Cool stuff keep it up