In Reality... this is what happened.

WELL, I have come to a lot of realizations that some stories told to us when we were kids we're not entirely true or were cover up by some false story told by our parents, scientists, and/or government.

Santa Claus. 

-When you were still young you probably believed that Santa Claus was real and have always wanted to see him in person... then you became teenager and your hopes of seeing him fades quickly as you then realize that it's all just a conspiracy. Then, you grow up, get married, and have kids and you suddenly find yourself in the position of being Santa Claus and then making your kids believe that he is real. [rude.]

Finally, you grow very old, become short, and fat.

CONGRATULATIONS, You now look like Santa Claus.

Dinosaurs. The Real Reason.

fml.

-You still probably think that the dinosaurs main reason of extinction was done by volcano eruptions, meteor showers, tsunamis, lack of food, and other great natural occurring disasters done by the Earth itself. Well folks, I am about to tell you that i think what had really happened was Barney just came along and the dinosaurs gave up on reproducing and eventually killed themselves.

Jack from Titanic
-Did he really die? There was so much extra space on that door Rose was holding to, She could've most likely saved him.Oh well. After 13years, what really happened was Jack luckily survived and got washed up on the beach in the movie Inception.

Unicorns. Yes they do exist.   

-Unfortunately, they're not as majestic as what they used to be. They've become old, gray and fat. But still strong! if that counts. They also got renamed and are now known as Rhinoceros.

Ketchup?lollwtf

-It's called vegetable if it has no seed and It's called fruit if it has seed..right?

So that makes tomato a fruit. Hence, Making ketchup really a smoothie.

haha dont hate that was lame

What goes around, comes back around.

-Let's talk about babies and old people. You would think they'd have a lot of differences but secretly, they're mostly alike. 

Think about it.

Babies need walkers and old people need wheelchair.

They both wear diapers.

Babies have cribs and Old people have retirement homes.

They both speak in a gibberish way.

Babies have babysitters and Old people have nurses.

They eat mostly of mushy food.

and the only difference is probably how babies are hard to make them fall sleep while Old people just sleep all the time.

amiright?!


p.s. sorry for the lack of posts recently.