Thursday, September 30, 2010

If men had vaginas.

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
And, the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina:
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

i lold 

Wednesday, September 29, 2010


Oh how i just remember highschool.

I remember every first day of highschool the following thoughts come into my mind. AND ITS ALWAYS LIKE THIS!! :

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Gingerbread SEX. Tasty.

 I LOL'd so hard at this

Must've been appetizing

Pet Peeve.

-I have alot of em. Fat bitches wearing skin tight shirts and leggings.

-And boys trying to act all tough. Im just like get outta here you aint nothing.

-I also hate it when people tell me to do stuff 234234x. I only need it to hear it once. I WILL DO IT. THE MORE YOU TELL ME TO DO IT, THE MORE I DELAY

-Facebook whores updating their status every 4.633 seconds

UGh I HAVE MORE but these are just the major ones i needed to post here.

..i do love whitegirls though.

What are you guy's pet peeves?

Monday, September 27, 2010

I wanna get big. 25

I'm on a mission.

I want to gain 25poudns by the end of the year.
I started last month, got my 24hr fitness membership

Started 133lbs.
now at 140.
target is 155-165

So far i have gained 7lbs and im looking pretty good and cut'ish?
But im not satisfied. I need some size.

Just some mission for me to feel more comfortable about myself. Yknow a confidence boost.

How bout you guys? What's your short term goals as of right now?


What do you guys think? What kind of music do you guys listen to?


This is going to be my official blogger.

I will blog about anything i find interesting, what comes in my mind, and little trivial things.

Mostly consisting humor.

Welcome to my world.