Monday, October 4, 2010

Well, let's talk about Ass.

- YES  i'm gonna talk about the ass where courageous people do the nasty.
- YUP we're gonna talk about the slang term of donkey.
- hellyea we gonna talk about that ass i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a sexygirl (i'm playin'! )
- YESSS! we're gonna talk about how it's use to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.
- and maybe.. about how it's 3/4's of Jennifer Lopez's weight, why not?

yesplz.



LOLjk.






See, I think that Life is pretty much all about 
                      Ass.

Everyone's either covering it 
i think this is for the people who are really not being themselves -cough-fakesandplastics -cough-. remove the mask. be yourself! we'll still accept you.


Some are Kicking it 
I think this is for the people who have given up and hates life.
c'mon y'all life ain't that bad. "Life's a bitch" ?--you say?? WELL make it YOUR BITCH.


Some are Kissing it 
The kiss ass. 
And this is for the people who are Commonly known as the person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. A Kiss ass will most definatwly seem fake due to the fact they don't actually give a shit when people watch how fake they are.
Their heads are so far up his/her superior's ass, they could wear him as a hat.

Some are Laughing it off 
And this is for the happy people i think? The kind who just let it all flow and not complaining one bit.


Some are Trying to get a piece of it.
Manwhores get in here. Nothing much to say here. Move on


or Simply just being one 
YOUR CURRENT BOSS.

but these are  just my opinion.. ya'seee. 


Oh, there's also OTHER various type's of ass.
 













ASS. ASS EVERYWHERE!




ps.Ms Kozma. You are a fewl. See what you made me do.


if you're still reading... you get +1 amazing information.


This month we have 10:10:10 10/10/10 & 
5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays. 
This only happens once in 823 years!
Yeah, you are welcome

55 comments:

AimlessTendencies said...

Very informative ass explanations. Will read again 10/10.

vladimir said...

wow. you really opened my eyes, ass IS everywhere.

KillerKun said...

I love it's usefulness when you're exagerating an attribute, like: That is one huge-ass truck :D

grizz said...

life is always about ass. :D

Lawlsauce said...

My life is ass.

Andromeda said...

This is pretty much entertaining as all hell haha

Ownage tastes like chicken said...

What the fuck did he just say lol?

PEKLEVSKI said...

I love ass.

thecatzpajamas said...

haha i dont even know

Community said...

What the hell? Haha, I'm so confused - but I do have to say, a girl with a nice round ass is ALWAYS good!

nicole said...

haha..great post !

following & supporting you
take care

max said...

I like asses and uses of ass... specialy on girls :P

Habadasher99 said...

Dat ass

RandomlyRated said...

only 3/4? you're a gentleman

Donkote said...

haha didn't realize there was so much involved with ass

november17 said...

did you copy this from a chainletter wtf

MacPCharmony said...

good information here

Sebastian said...

I only came for Conan.

Owtwem said...

Oh wow, that information at the bottom is crazy! Glad I decided to stick around. hahahaha

Ultimate Banana said...

I like talking about asses ;)

RAiNИiAЯ said...

How did you write an article all about ass and not once mention Kim Kardashian???

Brandon B. said...

I had no idea there were that many asses in the world. I need to look around more!

Michael Casspir said...

Bahahhah, that was hysterical. Needed a good laugh, too, after some of the more serious blogs on my reading list.

Mesty said...

Hehe Ohhhh No! (does the motion in the picture) I hop you don't touch my ass as I walk past!
Mesty =)

Maxxy said...

^but how about the tiiiitttaazzz

richie said...

the image at the end is really useful, thanks

Knox said...

interesting !

supporting !

Galwarrior said...

Nice post =)

Life-O-Life said...

what i didnt know about ass... i do now :)

Fuuuuuuuu said...

amazing, I didn't know that

SC2 Strats said...

Lol conan.

CS said...

Sorry, but I was too distracted by Conan to read anything else. <3

Swift Love said...

good thing I visited your blog today!

tonyman33 said...

ass is good from time to time

Tetru Eunor said...

Hello I'm Edi and I like what you have here!Supporting!

The special one. said...

supportin..

Come At Me Bro said...

This is great!

Toast Man said...

I have to say, I'm a huge fan of ass myself D:

Bob lehcror said...

I lol hard can't stop watching the loop!

brendan said...

who would of thought the word ass can be used so many places

Mr.Lantel said...

Asses, asses everywhere. XD Like the sassy in your blog lol.

http://quarterqwerty.blogspot.com/

Ultimate Banana said...

Love this guys' face

amidoinitrite? said...

It's good to see that you're beating inertia today :)

The Blind Prophet said...

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stocald said...

I dont get it.

J. Antonio said...

Great
very nice post

comradejoker.blogspot.com/ said...

co co is so funny, nice blog you have here bro!
following~

3rd_Shift_Clerk said...

The biggest one I know of IS my boss.

RonNiebOy said...

rofl, ass is awesome

You Piss Me Off said...

Hahahahaha, quite the interesting read. XD

Lil' Rocker Flower said...

HAHAHA COOL!

The Square Circle said...

never thought a post could be filled with so much ass....

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tarantism said...

i love ass

BökChöd said...

Lord jesus... lol these are hilarous.