THIS. Glass. In different points of view.

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How to Draw an OWL in TWO STEPS!!!!

Okay Step 1.

 

Once you're done with the circles -make sure the head is a circle and the body is oval

 Proceed..

Please. If you're seated on a chair.

Do me a favor will ya?

Just a tip.

If somebody ever asked for a "dirty picture" on your phone...

(Girls have probably been in this situation a lot.  Don't do it! you'll get destroyed.)

And you're under pressure and doesn't know what to do. 

Here's the best way to handle it. Might as well play with it.

Tell them OKAY without hesitation.

Then....

Well, let's talk about Ass.

- YES  i'm gonna talk about the ass where courageous people do the nasty.
- YUP we're gonna talk about the slang term of donkey.
- hellyea we gonna talk about that ass i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a sexygirl (i'm playin'! )
- YESSS! we're gonna talk about how it's use to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.
- and maybe.. about how it's 3/4's of Jennifer Lopez's weight, why not?

yesplz.

Get yo' brains ready!

Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them …. really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)

THINK of a number from 1 to 10




MULTIPLY that number by 9



If the number is a 2-digit number, ADD the digits together



Now SUBTRACT 5



DETERMINE which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)



THINK of a country that starts with that letter

REMEMBER the last letter of the name of that country

THINK of the name of an animal that starts with that letter

REMEMBER the last letter in the name of that animal

THINK of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter O

I am astounded! This is my 6th day of blogging..

And guess what!

Feeling stressful lately?

Indulge yourself with desserts.
Nothing's gonna make you feel better than eating these sweet delicacies when stressed.

To end all roses and violets poems.

   Roses are red

and Violets are blue

...

..

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Women. A Chemical Analysis and more. My version

What: Women

Inventor: God (some of you may not concur, deal with it.)
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 120lbs. But most are in between 80lbs & 300lbs.

Occurences: Crazy ones usually come around at night. Some are found hidden on sketchy streets. oh and Internet. Good ones are in the kitchen

Favorite candy: As long as it contains chocolate and/or nuts.
Option:if it comes at a pricey cost, you're good.

Physical Skills: Cook, Clean, Serve.

Mental Skills: Friendzone, Heartbreak, Apply depression, Golddiggin. Delete/Remove Benefits. Hardtoget.

If men had vaginas.

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
And, the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina:

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.




--
i lold 

ILL THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYYYYOOOOO! ILL TAKE A ZERO!!!!!

Oh how i just remember highschool.

I remember every first day of highschool the following thoughts come into my mind. AND ITS ALWAYS LIKE THIS!! :

Gingerbread SEX. Tasty.

 I LOL'd so hard at this

Must've been appetizing

Pet Peeve.

-I have alot of em. Fat bitches wearing skin tight shirts and leggings.

-And boys trying to act all tough. Im just like get outta here you aint nothing.

-I also hate it when people tell me to do stuff 234234x. I only need it to hear it once. I WILL DO IT. THE MORE YOU TELL ME TO DO IT, THE MORE I DELAY

-Facebook whores updating their status every 4.633 seconds

UGh I HAVE MORE but these are just the major ones i needed to post here.

..i do love whitegirls though.

What are you guy's pet peeves?

I wanna get big. 25

I'm on a mission.

I want to gain 25poudns by the end of the year.
I started last month, got my 24hr fitness membership

Started 133lbs.
now at 140.
target is 155-165

So far i have gained 7lbs and im looking pretty good and cut'ish?
But im not satisfied. I need some size.

Just some mission for me to feel more comfortable about myself. Yknow a confidence boost.

How bout you guys? What's your short term goals as of right now?

I LOVE MASHUPS LIKE THIS!!!!

What do you guys think? What kind of music do you guys listen to?

Hi.

This is going to be my official blogger.

I will blog about anything i find interesting, what comes in my mind, and little trivial things.

Mostly consisting humor.

Welcome to my world.

enjoi